Uh, Eris....

[erisesoteric]

Goobs are attracted to dorks.

Dorks are attracted to goobs.

This is nature's plan. This is the way that god intended the world to be.

Now, occassionally, a goob will find itself attracted to another goob. Likewise, a dork may feel attracted to another dork. This is nothing more than temptation sent by the devil, to draw innocent goobs and dorks from the path of goodness and light. A dork or a goob experiencing such feelings should ignore them completely, and focus on being attracted to a goob or a dork, respectively. If the dork or the goob finds that they cannot do this, they must take up a life of celibacy, that they never be tempted to take the wrong path.

[Ski]

*takes notes*

[Miral]

I think it's sad that there is prejudice toward goob loving goob's and dork loving dork's. I mean people fall in love with whom they fall in love with whether it's the same sex or not. *grins*

[erisesoteric]

Yes, well, the thing to remember with these deviants is that we should hate the sin, and love the sinner. I mean, they're going to hell, anyway, so why make their life on earth suck too?

[Ski]

I'd have to agree. well put Miral [img]smile.gif[/img]